The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I never left the 20th Century… Only my body.

To Bring Down An Ill Child…

I am a very sick child. So sick that I had to spend the day at home. Oblivious to the fact that some rather nasty comments were made about me at school today. Are they trying to bring down my pride? In this particualar conversation I was described as being a “stuck-up prima donna”. And […]

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Ear Infection

In my opinion, an ear infection is one of the worst kinds of pain. You can’t get rid of it. Thankfully I have my friend Mr. Neurofan to help with that. So imagine my luck when in Maths today I got an ear infection that just kept on getting worse and worse! I went to […]

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No Place In This World For 5ft 14 Yr Old Girls…

I feel sick.
No, I do understand that I could never be as sick as poor James. He has a total of 348 different kinds of diseases (including Albinism, Acne Vulgaria, Alzheimer Disease, Anthrax and Autism-Dementia-Ataxia-Loss of Purposeful Hand Use Syndrome) and still manages to host a good party. Kudos to you, James.
My nose is blocked […]

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The Von Trapp Horror Picture Show

I went to see the opening night performance of the Sound Of Music tonight. Excellent performances by most. Very impressed seeing it a second time around.
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After helping pack up the stage equipment and stuff, we went to the after party at Ruthie & James’ house. It was alot of fun. Exclusive names on the guest […]

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Big Brother Is Watching… But Hayley Isn’t!

Big Brother. Need I say anymore? Whoever finds a bunch of horny adults squished up in a house together entertaining needs to get a life. Or at least order one over the internet. Just for my own interest, I have performed some research. It is how many hours a week Channel 10 screens Big Brother:
FRIDAY
7:00pm- […]

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