The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I never left the 20th Century… Only my body.

Acrosstic Poem

Remember acrosstic poems from primary school? The innocence of them? I decided to make my own one.
F- Feeling like crap! So many things are making me angry at the moment, yet I can’t bring myself to speak up. I am sitting here and taking it. Certainly not the best thing at the moment.
U- Unbearable stomach […]

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Life Lessons

Life Lessons Learned In The Past Week:
1. Being self-centred will get you no where (unless you’re Wendy Harmer), it almost lost me the one person that really cares.
2. Religion teachers have no sense of humour or appreciation for anti-religious slang so don’t even try.
3. Doing Girly Swat impersonations during art classes will get you a […]

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Crappy Valentine’s Day

Today was my school’s swimming carnival. Naturally I didn’t go. If I had gone, I’d be tempted to drown anyone that pissed me off. So I stayed at home and held my OWN swimming carnival in my brand new swimming pool. I invited Ruth and Tom over for the day. Trouble was that the pool […]

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