My Best Friend’s Got A Boyfriend
By Hayley Brown
My best friend’s got a boyfriend
At first they were quite cute
Now they play the tonsil hockey
Enough to make you puke.
I refrain from looking at them
I sit and play my phone
I see them going at it
And then I feel alone
She’s like Hermione Granger
He’s her Ronald Weasley
Whenever I see the tongues come out
I begin to feel quite queasy.
I have a boyfriend too
Who has a boyish charm
Her boyfriend carries moisturizer
And regularly applies lip balm.
A questionable sexuality?
Or a sensitive new age guy
Perhaps he’s metrosexual
Well, that’s no lie.
My boyfriend is extremely strange
With a shoelace to hold up his pants
He does in grocery shopping
In my pajama pants.
I guess I can’t complain
I guess I should be happy
They shouldn’t be so nauseating
And not be so very sappy.
My best friend’s got a boyfriend
They make me feel quite sick
It won’t be long till she’s in his bed
Massaging his shoulders.
Fucking….AWESOME!
and a blog comment.
WHat the fuck? Thats really terrible…
Maybe you should have had a thought before you posted that…I know this happened ages ago, I heard about it ages ago. But thats really slack…your bestfriend? Clearly not if you go fuckin posting shit like that.
In response to ‘Ellie’-
Lighten up! It was a joke and they both knew that. It did happen ages ago and I don’t see what the point was bringing it all back again.
Kind regards…
Haylo
hey noob to the world of hayley site
- my response despite any intentional/unintentional bitchiness: i think its brill