¿qué fue de Gabi? Estoy sinceramente desilusionada…
Gabi promised we would go out today, so I took the day off school. As he requested, I called him at 11am to wake him up. I was greeted on the other line by a perky automated-voiced “Hi there!”. In true ‘insert-name-here’ fashion, the perky voice on the opposite end of the receiver instantly deepened to coordinates of 34°20′S, 58°30′W and addressed itself as “Gabriel”. This ‘Gabriel’ with whom which I wished to speak was apparently unavailable, according to the sickeningly chirpy bitch on the other end. Like a pathetically lovesick wallflower with dramatically decreasing self-esteem, I slumped by the telephone repeatedly pressing redial. I attempted to contact Gabriel for perhaps 4 and a half hours, until finally giving up. I had been forgotten.
Oops?
Just “oops?”?! Interesting. We just shouldn’t call the males hahaha oh dear.