Archive for July, 2008

The Retirement Village

Posted at 22nd 2008f July, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I can’t say that really have anything to complain about. But then again, who wants to read a blog where all the author does is complain? Sure, at times cynicism can be funny, but after a while it starts to take a negative effect on the readers. Besides, I love you all too much to do that […]

Smells, Accents, Beards and Knomes

Posted at 11th 2008f July, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

Just some mindless jabber between a friend and I. I thought it was worth documenting. It’s interesting to look at how an everyday conversation is structured between two people (the italic quotes are my friend’s).
Say something.
I’m sleepy… and comfortable.
Awww!
… And you smell nice!
You said I smelt bad, like, before.
Nah, I said you tasted […]

A Special Thanks

Posted at 9th 2008f July, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

… to Keby for getting rid of the copious amounts of spam on my blog!
And he’s also activated this AWESOME plugin that greets me with a ‘Hello Dolly’ quote everytime I log on.
YOU’RE LOOKIN’ SWELL, DOLLY!

The Sensitive ‘New Age’ Male

Posted at 8th 2008f July, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

The two new llama wool jackets that I ordered from Guatamala were just delivered. They look absolutely awesome. I cannot wait to wear them.
As I suspected in the back of my mind, I had fallen too hard for Gabriel, much to his dismay. So like any sensitive new-age gentleman, he ended our relationship via instant messaging. It […]

Pastor of Muppets

Posted at 1st 2008f July, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

Well here I am, sitting alone in the Bradfield library, amongst the company of thousands of under-appreciated books. It’s amazing coming from a creative arts high school that prided itself on a room in the library dedicated to art books, when really the Bradfield library has not only twice the amount of books, but certainly […]