The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I never left the 20th Century… Only my body.

The Sensitive ‘New Age’ Male

The two new llama wool jackets that I ordered from Guatamala were just delivered. They look absolutely awesome. I cannot wait to wear them.

As I suspected in the back of my mind, I had fallen too hard for Gabriel, much to his dismay. So like any sensitive new-age gentleman, he ended our relationship via instant messaging. It made me question the techniques males have for breaking up with their partners. I realised that not only have I never been on the delivery-end of a break up, but I have also rarely been broken up with in person. I’ve been broken up with via SMS, MSN and telephone. What is wrong with people today? Are they so afraid of being brutally stabbed if they do the dirty work sans the electronic communications devices?

I’ve deleted MySpace and MSN Messenger for the core reason that both were driving me up the fucking wall. If you urgently need to talk to me, I’ve had the same mobile number since I was 11, so you shouldn’t have any trouble contacting me.

I have also decided to escape for a few days and clear my head, so I can do my HSC work in peace.

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