Shove It Up Your Date

Posted the 6th 2009f April, 2009 by Hayley Brown in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

LOL. Get it? This is another one of my cynical blog updates. I haven’t posted in MONTHS! And in my rapidly changing post-pubescent existence I felt that my incredibly devoted and loyal readers (see, I made another sarcastic joke!) would be absolutely DYING to be updated (LOL, yet another well pointed out funny, Hayley).

There is a new edition to my family. Chezwick. He’s living in what was formally known as the ‘Ironing Room’. It’s now the ‘Ryaning Room’. He’s lived here for quite a few months… But I don’t blame you guys living under a rock for not knowing. I practically threw the rock onto you anyways by not updating.

Now I really can’t be fucked to continue. So I’ll finish up another time. I’m drinking a Virgin Mary.


One Response to “Shove It Up Your Date”

  1. TP Says:
    The 5th 2009f May, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    When I was smaller, and people were taller,
    I realized that I was different,
    I had a power that set me apart.

    I learned to take it, to use it, to make it,
    it’s not so bad to be different -
    to do your own thing
    and do it with heart.

    Different is hard,
    different is lonely,
    different is trouble, for you only.
    Different is heartache,
    different is pain,
    but I’d rather be different than be the same!

    At first I’d wonder, what hex I was under.
    What did I do to be so different?
    Then I discovered some others like me.

    Wonder no longer, together we’re stronger.
    It’s not so bad to be different,
    be true to yourself -
    that’s what you must be!

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