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Shove It Up Your Date

Posted at 6th 2009f April, 2009 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

LOL. Get it? This is another one of my cynical blog updates. I haven’t posted in MONTHS! And in my rapidly changing post-pubescent existence I felt that my incredibly devoted and loyal readers (see, I made another sarcastic joke!) would be absolutely DYING to be updated (LOL, yet another well pointed out funny, Hayley).
There is […]

1998 - The Year I’ll Always Be Haunted By

Posted at 16th 2009f January, 2009 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I’ve just been looking over my old medical reports from the Serfontein Clinic (specialist in Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder - ADHD). They are almost 12 years old, but the connected emotional pain seems like it was only yesterday.
I remember at 7 years of age, I weighed 19kg (41lbs).
I remember the violent fights I used to […]

“Alcohol has a lot to answer for.”

Posted at 12th 2009f January, 2009 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

On Saturday night/ Sunday morning, I went to the hospital with my boyfriend Ryan. The psychiatric specialist, whilst signing him out commented to my mother & I: “ALCOHOL HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.”
She couldn’t have been more spot on. Think to yourself - what was the last worthy thing that happened to you whilst […]

HSC Band 6 Achievers

Posted at 22nd 2008f December, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I’ve gone through the HSC Honour Roll and selected all the achievers I am acquainted with.
A big congratulations to:
Ella Alexander
Dani Baldry
Rachel Bowden
Hope Brown
Katrina Calvi
Sam Coutts
Simon Cowman
Lauren Crossman
Tomas Ditton
Ashleigh Downie
Julie Green
Susan Goodby
Michelle Goodwin
Michael Holm
Jaimi Jarvis
Jess Kelly
Shelley Kurtz
Genevieve Langron
Andrew Lloyd
Micheala MacRae
Brooke McClune
Tessa Meesters
Chloe Muras
Aparna Nichkawde
Mike Parish
Lindsey Pearson
Becky Player
Maddie Rowe
Alex Smith
Laura Smith
Brook Steven
Kascha Sweeney
Daniel Yip
…and ME!

Year 10 After Party Riots

Posted at 3rd 2008f December, 2008 in The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley

I’d say that I am a prized dork. I’m at Bradfield Library, and I don’t even have a class today. I slept over at Ryan’s house last night and had to leave with him when he went to work at the crack of dawn. I caught the train into St Leonards and here I am, […]