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	<title>The Postmodern Chronicles Of Hayley</title>
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	<description>I never left the 20th Century... Only my body.</description>
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		<title>Being Stupid Ain&#8217;t No Box Of Chocolates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The introduction of Winston Groom&#8217;s most famous novel stated that &#8220;being stupid ain&#8217;t no box of chocolates&#8221;. But those of us that are truly stupid, do not know that they&#8217;re being treated as a stupid person would. I am not stupid. And I refuse to be doubted and treated so. No one, not even when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hayley.thevalency.com/2008/11/11/being-stupid-aint-no-box-of-chocolates/</link>
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		<title>Screwed, Blued &#038; Tattooed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a line from La Bamba. And it doesn&#8217;t need to be mentioned how fucking sexy Lou Diamond Philips is as Ritchie Valens.
Screwed? I&#8217;m starting to feel like a blow up doll full of semen.
Blued? I smoked a Winfield Blue. Pretty boring compared to my regular choice of Marlboro Reds.
Tattooed? I&#8217;d never get one. But [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hayley.thevalency.com/2008/09/19/screwed-blued-tattooed/</link>
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		<title>Relapsing and Breaking Down</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not only macrocosmically isolated, but I&#8217;m also alone in my own personal world.
We&#8217;re always told that by being loyal and supportive to those around us, they will do the same for us.
I am currently at a most crucial time of need, and I am left abandoned by everyone I am good to.
I&#8217;m numb [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hayley.thevalency.com/2008/09/13/relapsing-and-breaking-down/</link>
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		<title>Design &#038; Technology/Visual Arts Exhibition Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is the Bradfield Visual Arts/Design &#038; Technology exhibition. By complete coincidence, my cute little Muppet &#8216;Haylo&#8217; is displayed opposite to Tom&#8217;s range of severed limbs. Total juxtaposition, right?
It&#8217;s times like these that I wish I was still at Ku-Ring-Gai. Their art exhibitions could be compared to the Museum of Contemporary Art. They take months to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hayley.thevalency.com/2008/09/09/design-technologyvisual-arts-exhibition-night/</link>
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		<title>Crack of Dawn Compliments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so perhaps it wasn&#8217;t the crack of dawn. But I had just woken up in my own bed to have Tom staring at me.
&#8220;You look like complete shit.&#8221; he says to me.
I wipe the drool from the corner of my mouth and attempt to flattern down my &#8216;Wreck of the Hesperus&#8217; hair. My bloodshot [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hayley.thevalency.com/2008/09/04/crack-of-dawn-compliments/</link>
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